Sunday, October 10, 2010
♥ 11:09 PM
wow, is it global warming or is it just you? i'm burning up, burning up with you babe!
is your dad a thief? cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me
i lost my number, can i have yours?
i'm a plant, and you make me grow, my sunshine.
baby, you're just the one to restart my heart
aren't you tired, you've been running through my brain.
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
i'm drowning in your eyes babe, throw me a float!
I hope you know how to do CPR, cause you just took my breath away
do you take first aid? because i'm breathless and i need mouth to mouth treatment
hmm, if i could rearrange the alphabet I would put you & I together
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
YOU'RE SO HOT WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, I GET A TAN
sorry, i don't know how to complete this equation. does me+you= love?
i'm on fire, turn on your sprinkler
Are you the interior designer? cause I SAW you and the room became beautifukl
You must be a damn good broom, cause you swept me wayyyy off my feet
"i have two words for you. i love you" BUT YOU AND I ARE ONE
you're my forever. you're my always.
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you a parking ticket, cause you've got "fine" written ALL OVER you.
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
i wanna bag you like some groceries
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
are you an earthquake? cause you just shook my world.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want forChristmas.
is your name Gilette? cause you're the best a man can get.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
For a third-world country, you're pretty well-developed.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
