Tuesday, January 15, 2008
♥ 9:43 AM
I'm sick :(
So I'm staying at home today,
but I can't rest.
There is so much homec work,
I might as well use the opportunity to finish it all up. (if I can)
When I think of the homework I am so going to get,
I want to kill myself in dread.
I AM SO ANTICIPATING THE HOMEWORK.
Oh Lord, help me!
I was just reading a Mr Kiasu book in the toilet, (while pooping)
the A-Z of Mr Kiasu's philosophy is really goooooood!
Let me type it out for you (:
ALWAYS MUST WIN.
BORROW BUT NEVER RETURN.
CHEAP IS GOOD.
DON'T TRUST ANYONE.
EVERYTHING ALSO MUST GRAB!
FREE! FREE! FREE!
GRAB FIRST TALK LATER.
HELP YOURSELF TO EVERYTHING.
I FIRST, I WANT, I EVERYTHING.
JUMP QUEUE.
KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE.
LOOK FOR DISCOUNTS.
MUST NOT LOOSE FACE.
NEVER MIND WHAT THEY THINK.
OUTDO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
PAY ONLY WHEN NESSECARY.
QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.
RUSHING AND PUSHING WINS THE RACE.
SAMPLES ARE ALWAYS WELCOME.
TAKE BUT DON'T GIVE.
UNLESS IT'S FREE, FORGET IT.
VOW TO BE NUMBER ONE.
WINNER TAKES IT ALL! ALL! ALL!
X'TRA = MORE
YELL IF NESSECARY TO GET WHAT YOU WANT.
ZEBRAS ARE KIASU BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE BLACK AND WHITE AT THE SAME TIME.
Omg hilarious. Mr Kiasu really very kiasu.
Boey tahan.
Lol (:
And I have the whole collection of his books, I think.
What am I feeding my brain with!?!
