Saturday, August 11, 2007
♥ 11:47 AM
Okay, I know this is really soon.
But I want to blog this.
As I was doing special things in the toilet,
basking in the aroma of the "special things",
I was suddenly reminded of
How shit that is lighter brown and floats are healthier,
and how dark brown shit that are shit brown and sink are extremely,
I stared at my "special business".
Not suprisingly, my shit was healthy!
Hallehlujah!
I am healthy,
or rather,
my shit is.
I also thought of something else in the toilet.
Are we focused on what we do?
Or are we often distracted?
Like how, when we shit,
we are often distracted,
and the process takes a longer time.
Isn't that true in all we do?
When we're doing our homework,
we often think of other things,
and lose interest in the work. (not saying that the homework was vaguely interesting)
SO...
We need to be more focused.
For example,
don't read storybooks/magazines in the toilet while doing "special businesses".
We may be able to close the deal sooner if we don't read, or whatever!
So logical right?
THINK ABOUT IT!
YOU COULD HAVE A FUTURE IN SHITTING!
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Afternote: I did not laugh while writing this post.